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Smelk Innovations is a non-profit organisation that relies on the generosity of our community to keep it going. If you would like to help us keep our services free, you can donate to our organisation through the following form:
So far, our generous donors have donated $16,969,696,969,420.00!
Here are some of our most recent donations:
Owen Smith
$51,933,838,428.72
Cleaning up the total number, as the manager himself.
COVID-19
$1,000,000.00
take my money guys im sorry for the pandemic
John smell
$1,000,000.00
I am John smelk
UR MOM HEHEH
$10,000.00
I WILL ENED YOU
Anonymous
$999,999,999.00
nah
Wrukie
$0.01
Hehe
Your impact on us
This very large chart displays the total donations Smelk Innovations has recieved from our loyal supporters.
We are a non-profit organisation and do not accept any donations for our services. If you would like to donate to our organisation, please visit the above link.
Your donation will go towards Smelk Innovations future products, as well as some of our Community Outreach programs.
Community Outreach
Community outreach involves providing professional services, or services of a specific expertise, to a group of people who may not otherwise have access to those services. It is performed where those in need are located.
The Smelk Foundation
50% of donations paid to the Smelk Foundation are paid in full to homeless people displaced by Smelk offices and affiliated places of business.
The other 50% of donations are split up as follows:
- 25% goes to administration costs
- 25% goes to John Smelk (there's no way of getting around this he has to take his share)
- 26% goes to building new Smelk offices in low-cost areas
- 24% goes to building new Smelk-affiliated places of business. This includes:
- Smelk coffee shops
- Smelk banks (dealing exclusively in SMD)
- Smelk debt collectors
- Smelk tax offices
- Smelk bagelries, and much much more.
Other Outreach projects
None. Only the Smelk foundation. That's all we got.
Future Projects
In the future, we also plan on building a Smelk Breaking Bad Spoiler machine. This would have a table of all events in Breaking Bad, categorised according to their relative importance. Put in the latest episode you've seen- and prepare for the most effective spoiler you have ever recieved. Optimised for both relative importance and recency to your latest episode viewed. This will be the newest development in spoiler technology since Youtube recaps.
Additionally, this website in itself is a project (so meta!). Supporting us financiallty will allow us to improve this website, and your Smelk innovations experience. Maybe we could even expand our team.