Packages & Products

At Smelk Innovations, we have many products and packages to help you in your day to day life. As a not-for-profit organisation, we do not require you pay for these. If you would like to support us, please use our donation page.

Stand-alone Products

* We are currently working on getting these products out to you. As our customers, you are our main priority, and we are working hard to release these as soon as possible.

Software Packages

At Smelk Innovations, as a fairly new company, we have not had much of an opportunity to create many software packages for you. Despite this, what we have produced is quality. We are happy to present to you:

The Smelk Suite

Smelk Suite

Containing all our products up until this point, this product is completely free, and conains one free year of our new subscription service Smelk Premium Gold for free!

Smelk Premium Gold

As part of the first Smelk 5-year plan† we are rolling out a new subscription service: Smelk Premium Gold. This adds a number of key features to any Smelk Innovations enthusiast.

  1. A chance to meet the famed developers 30 minutes once every Smelk calendar year‡
  2. Creative input on at least one file in the world-renowned Smelk GitHub repository
  3. A chance to slaughter one Smelk-confirmed opposee to the Smelk way of life, or one who refuses to accept John Smelk as the rightful owner of their soul as one who has been born into his Smelk-world.
  4. Early access to future Smelk products
  5. 1 million (roughly) Smelk-dollars (SMD) - Roughly equivalent to 22￠ USD

†Not affiliated with any Soviet Republics

‡Approximately 3/4 of a normal calendar year (starting on the birthdate of John Smelk of course)

These products do not exist. Please do not try to purchase a Smelk Suite or Smelk Premium Gold, as you will likely be taken advantage of opportunistic scammers, taking advantage of you (an individual who for some reason believes that Smelk Suite and Smelk Premium Gold exist). We are not committing fraud by advertising these products, we are simply just stretching the truth. You are not entitled to compensation if you accidentally purchase Smelk Suite or Smelk Premium Gold products. These products are non-refundable, and not tax deductable, as they do not exist. Thank you for your understanding.