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Perhaps out most useful product yet, the Smelk Haiku Writer is an assured way to get your english homework done with little stress. Our patented haiku writing technology generates a syllable pattern for each line, then uses our official Smelk wordlist to combine words into a cohesive masterpiece, which provides a deep insight into the world we live in. In case this haiku needs to be attributed, we also included an author and date generator for your convenience.
To run it, use Python 3.10, or try this version, straight in your browser.
Read more at GitHub.
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Disclaimer: Since we didn't want to spend unreasonable man-hours writing down syllable counts for 3,000 words, we used a python library. Now, syllapy is not perfect, but it's all that we have. If you find a line with an incorrect number of syllables, please email us and we will do our best to ignore you.